1. If you were to consult an oracle, what would you ask? I’m visiting a shaman tomorrow night to observe the rendering of answers from the heavens in paintings. Most likely I’m probably not going to ask anything. I’m not sure that knowing mysteries is all that useful or fun…
2. If you’re instructed to stay off your feet, not supposed to swim, need to rest, and have half a week in Asia, where would you go on vacation and what would you do?
Becoming Taiwanese 
Oh dear…. question number 2 makes me worry, and I don’t have any good ideas [in a hammock by the ocean, maybe? a hammock in the mountains? I just like the idea of a hammock]
As for question 1, I too like to maintain some mystery… perhaps something funny, or would that be considered insulting?